why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
I am literally both of them at the same time
Life would be so much simpler if you liked the right people. People you’re supposed to like. But then, I guess, there would be no fairytales.
me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money